I am Sergei Petrenko, the hero of Yekaterinburg, the Mighty Black Russian, that guy who post in 3rd person on NG. Well to speak the truth Sergei took a long leave of absence and it seems like you guys forgot about ole Sergei. For a user who wasn't here for so long Sergei has rich and storied history. New users, Sergei suggests u find out about Sergei.
Gerbil
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SergeiPetrenko
Sergei is hamster!